inspirational sports quotes

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~Arthur Daley


Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. ~Ted Ray, Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972


The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes. ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975


If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. ~Paul Gallico


Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican


Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~Author Unknown

Great soccer sayings, quotes and quotations

Great soccer sayings, quotes and quotations

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.
~Oscar Wilde's famous soccer quotes

The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past.
~inspirational sayings about Soccer quotes by Desmond Morris

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.
~soccer quotes by Eric Morecambe

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
~motivational quotes about Soccer by Phil Woosnam, 1974

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.
~soccer sayings by Henry Blaha, 1972

The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football.
~Sandy Strang's famous soccer quotes

Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.
~inspirational sayings about Soccer quotes by Anthony Burgess

The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control.
~soccer quotes by Tom Weir

The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European
~motivational quotes about Sports Soccer by Phil Neville

Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today
~soccer sayings by Steve Lomas

Sometimes in football you have to score goals
~Thierry Henry's famous soccer quotes

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country
~inspirational sayings about Sports Soccer quotes by Ian Rush